A Close Shave :)
L& K can never get Too Close to those Blue boys! And if you thought they turned the air Blue in the last ish, get a loada this!
Have you ever had a close shave with death?
Antony: Yes, I fell three floors off a building site when I was eight. We used to play football there and the ball got kicked really high, so muggins here offered to go and get it! Luckily my mate was there to pick me up and make sure I was OK.
Lee: I was beaten up about two years ago. I was unprovoked and the blokes carried on laying into me as I lay on the floor. That was a pretty close shave!
Duncan: I was in a car once going down the middle lane of a motorway with my friends. We were happily driving along and singing when my friend went to overtake a lorry. As we did, we suddenly saw that a car had come to a standstill in the fast lane right in front of us. Luckily, my mate swerved back into the middle lane, but it was so scary. In a split second we’d gone from being really happy and singing to facing death.
Simon: I was driving down the motorway once when a car swerved and banged into the central reservation. It bounced back into a car that was driving along in the fast lane, which then started coming towards me! I put my foot down and luckily it just missed me.
What do you consider to be too close for comfort?
Duncan: Somebody who has bad breath standing too close to you!
Antony: Being too close to girls with horrible toes!
And who would you like to get close to?
Simon: A woman!
Lee: Yeah, any woman will do, I’m not fussy!
Duncan: I just want to fall in love with someone, I’m fed up of messing around.
Antony: The usual – Britney and Jessica Simpson
Simon: I really like Tina from S Club 7. She doesn’t really say anything, she just stands there, staring.
Antony: Yeah, but you’ve got to be careful with the quiet ones!
Ever had a close shave with the police?
Antony: I have – it was the same building site as that football incident! We once made a BBQ there, but when we left, it started flaming and the owner of the site called the police. I stayed in my room for about two days after that in case the police were waiting for me!
Simon: We were in Tenerife once and Duncan and Lee started throwing ice cubes everywhere. The next thing we knew, we were surrounded by a load of local guys looking for trouble. We all legged it and ran straight into a policeman!
Have you ever shaved an unusual part of your body?
Lee: I haven’t shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! (Don’t try this at home kids!) They looked more ginger though! (That’s quite enough info, thanks!)
Antony: I’ve waxed my chest before, and my mates half-shaved me eyebrows when I was asleep.
Simon: I used to shave my legs when I played football ‘cause it made it more comfortable to wear shin pads!
Was it a big deal for you when you started shaving?
Antony: It was for me, I was only 12!
Duncan: Really? I didn’t start shaving until I was 18.
Lee: I hardly ever shave, even now. I probably shave once a week.
Simon: I probably shave about twice a week.
Antony: I wish I could, I have to shave every other day.
If you were a lady would you shave yer pits of go au natrel?
All: Shave!
Have you ever been caught doing sommat you shouldn’t?
Lee: No, but I’ve been caught on CCTV with a girlfriend when things were getting saucy! (Ooer!)
Simon: I two-timed a girl once and the other girl I was seeing wore really strong perfume. I went to see her after football practice and when I got home my girlfriend could smell the perfume. I told her the guys on the team had sprayed me as a joke, but she didn’t believe me!
Antony: I remember one Christmas I was snogging a girl in the corner of a club when I spotted another nice girl. I told the one I was snogging to stay put and went over to this girl and snogged her, too. I was just turning round to go back to the first one when I realised she was right infront of me! She’d seen the whole thing and started crying her eyes out!
Duncan: I’d hate that. I feel really guilty if a girl cries.
What would you rise early in the morning for?
Duncan: That’s a bit rude!
Lee: Our job.
Duncan: If I’ve got a beautiful girl I my bed!
L&K
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AJÁNLOM AZ OLDALT
