LUSH, LOOKING AND LOVING IT!
He's pop's naughtiest lad - prepare to be shocked by Lee's cheekiest
revelations ever...

How many girls have you pulled in your life?
Only about one or two. I'm really a virgin y'know.  I go back home
with girls and play Scrabble with them. I'm a very intellectual
person so I need to find a girl who keeps me stimulated mentally as
well as physically. A game of badminton is good too. Or jogging. Then
afterwards maybe we could get a wash together. You've gotta stay
clean. Cleanliness is next to Godliness y'know...

Do you prefer dating celebs or normal girls?
It doesn't really matter...

Are there any celeb girls you feel dead proud of snogging?
I dunno. I ain't snogged loads of celebrities.

Hmmm, really?! But if you could snog anyone in the world, who would
it be?
I'd get in a dress and snog myself! Ain't you ever tried snogging a
pillow? I'd snog the mirror as well.

Why do you think girls fall for you?
I dunno. When I go out I like to get really messed up and a lot of
girls like that. I reckon girls fancy me when they've got their beer
goggles on. That's what it is! They wake up the next morning and
go, "Aargh!"

So apart from playing Scrabble, what's the most romantic thing you've
ever done for someone?
The most romantic thing I ever did got shoved right back in my face -
I didn't really like that. Do you wanna hear a nice poem? "Old
trees
just grow stronger, rivers grow wilder every day, old people just
grow lonesome waiting for someone to stay." Nice that, innit?

Lovely. Did you write that yourself?
Nah, I just saw it written on a wall somewhere.

What's the most romantic thing a girl has ever done for you?
Dunno. I seem to get a lot of rings given to me. Marriage rings. The
girls are like, "Wear that!" and I'm like, "Aaaah.
No!" By the way,
have I met you before?

No you haven't!
We should go on a date y'know. Let's go out and have a laugh. Where
shall we go?

Ahem! Back to the questions... Can you remember your first kiss?
Yeah, it was when I was a baby and I came out of my mum!

Behave yourself now, Lee! How about your first snog? Tell us what
that was like…
My first kiss was rubbish. I made her sick cos I went straight for
second base. I shoved my tongue right down her throat and she puked
everywhere.

Yuk! Are you usually a good kisser though?
Yeah, I'm a really good kisser. I've been told I'm great. Out of ten
I'd give myself one and a half. That's good innit?

No. 10/10 is good.
One and a half is good, babe! It's better than a quarter of a nought.

Eh?! Has anyone ever told you you're snogging technique is bad?
Yeah, but she had no teeth! (Laughs) I think maybe when I've been out
of my face in a club somewhere I might have had a bad kiss. You know
when you try to do that drunken kiss? When you're trying to kiss
someone but you're really hammered. You end up with their tongue in
your ear. That's bad.

What kind of girls do you go for?
Girls from Liverpool are usually really fit. I've got family up
there, so when I go and visit them I check out the talent.

Have you ever pulled the same girl as one of the other lads?
Yeah. We call it the shark, innit. As one of us is chatting up a girl
and getting hold of her, he'll go off to the bar or something for
five minutes. Then one of the others will get in there. The girls are
fine with it as well. It's quite funny.

Have you ever cheated on a girl?
There was one time when I was playing Scrabble with a girl…



HOW TO PULL LEE!
Follow these tips if you dare…

Don't be afraid to be sentimental
"I'm quite a mad character myself, so any girl who knows how to
have
a good laugh and doesn't take things too seriously, is right up my
street."

Let him make the first move
"I like bumping into a girl to get her attention. And then you
can
have a good old grab as well without them realising what you're up
to. It works when you're in a crowded bar or a club."

Grunt!
"I love girls who are really erratic kissers. I like it when
someone
licks all over your face and makes grunting noises. It's really
sexy!"

Dress like Jodie Marsh
"I love it when girls wear skimpy clothes. Less is always
best!"