TOTP: Victoria Beckham
Lee:  Posh Spice! There should have been a Cockney Spice shouldn't there?
Duncan:  Snog her!
Simon:  Kiss her!
Antony:  Kiss her definitely.
Duncan:  She's lovely!
 

TOTP: Kelly Osbourne
Antony:  Kiss off! No way!
Lee:  Am I meant to be saying Slap 'Em or Kiss Off?
TOTP: Whichever
Lee:  Nah actually, I've done worse so I'd kiss her.
Duncan:  She's really pretty but but I don't like her attitude.
Antony:  Yeah, bad attitude.
TOTP: She might snog you then call you a douche bag!
Simon:  She's got nice full lips...I'd kiss her.
 

TOTP: Pink
All:  No! No way!
TOTP: Not even though she's wearing a nice pink dress here?
All:  Nah!
Simon:  I used to like her back in the day when she still had the R 'n' B flava, when she still had pink hair but not now.
 

TOTP: Britney
Duncan: [collective lustful tones] We love Britney.
Lee:  Kiss her, kiss her!
 

TOTP: Emma Bunton
Simon: I'd marry her.
TOTP: She's marriage material?
Simon:  Well maybe I wouldn't go that far.
Duncan:  She's beautiful.
Antony:  Gorgeous.
 

TOTP: Michelle Heaton
Lee: Who is that?
TOTP: It's Michelle from Liberty X.
  [slightly uncomfortable silence]
Duncan:  Well, I have snogged her so...snog her!
 

TOTP: Rachel Stevens
Lee: Snog her!
Simon: Beautiful but too nice.
Antony: She's almost too sweet. I'd want more than a snog.
TOTP: Does she need corrupting?
Simon: She should stay just as she is, she's perfect. I used to really fancy her.
Duncan: Wifey! She's a wifey.
 

TOTP: Christina
All: No! Noooo!
Simon: Kiss. Off.
 

TOTP: Kylie
Antony: It's all about Kylie!
Lee: I'd snog her over everyone!
Simon: Snog her!
Duncan: I'd kiss her. I'd kiss her all over. I'd kiss her on her lips. I'd kiss her on both her lips! [laughs]
 

TOTP: Jennifer Lopez
Antony: Yeah I'd kiss her.
Simon: Would you? Nah I wouldn't.
All: Nah.
Duncan: Three no, one yes.

Blue: Slap 'em or Snog 'em - Part 2

Ok, here's the ultimate test. We tried to see if they could recognise these beauties from their bodies alone!...

TOTP: Britney
Lee:  Who is that?
Antony:  Is it Miriam? I don't want to do this if it's Miriam.
TOTP: No, no Miriam. They're all real girls I promise!
Antony:  Okay then. Great body, I'd kiss her.
  [Duncan blows the post-it note trying to uncover the lady's face]
Lee:  Is that Jessica Simpson? I'd kiss her.
Simon:  Yeah kiss her.
Duncan:  Kiss her.
  [We reveal it's Britney to collective knowing nods]
 

TOTP: An easy one to start with
Simon:  That's Beyonce. She's amazing. Lee:  Yes!
Antony:  Yes!
Duncan:  That's four 'yes'.
TOTP: Oh, that was just too easy. Let's make it really tough for you!
 

TOTP: This underwater babe?
Lee:  She is hot! Who is it?
Duncan:  Snog her!
Antony and Simon:  Yeah!
TOTP: Can we just point out that there's bubbles around her bottom, she's possibly just done a fart, does that change your opinion?
Lee:  I don't care.
Duncan:  Yeah we'd still snog her.
 [reveal it's christina]
All:  Nooooo!
Simon:  She wears too much make up that's the problem.