Your Ideal Blue Boy
Which Blue boy are you destined to be with? do this quiz to find out!
START! 1. Are you prepared to have a boyfriend who's lusted after by every female?
YES ---> Go to question 2 NO ---> Why are you doing this quiz? Go and join a cress growing club! You might meet someone you like there.
2. Do you like a romantic, sensitive lad or a wild and crazy party animal?
PARTY ---> Go to question 3 ROMANCE ---> Go to question 4
3. Would you like your man to drive you home after a date or do you prefer to snuggle up in a taxi?
TAXI ---> Go to question 5 DRIVE ---> Go to question 6
4. Would the sight of your boyfriend texting other girls during a romantic meal make you cry?
YES ---> Go to question 7 NO ---> Go to question 8
5. Are hyperactivity and an attention span thats shorter than Brooklyn Beckham's vocabulary qualities you look for in a man?
YES ---> Go to question 9 NO ---> Go to question 10
6. Even if he spends the whole journey singing in the rear-view mirror?
YES ---> Go to question 11 NO ---> Go to question 7
7. Would you mind your boyfriend spending half his time with his football mates?
YES ---> Go to question 8 NO ---> Go to question 12
8. Does your ideal night out involve karaoke in any way, shape or form?
YES ---> Go to question 14 NO ---> Go to question 13
9. You open your newspaper to see your boyfriend being compromised by an unknown girl outside a club. Will this cause you to choke on your cornflakes?
YES ---> Go to question 10 NO ---> Go to question 15
10. In your opinion, is Rodney Trotter fit?
YES ---> Go to question 15 NO ---> Go to question question 11
11. Do you like your men buff? Or built like a broom handle?
BUFF ---> Go to question 17 BROOM ---> Go to question 16
12. Would you object to having a Saturday night cut short to get home to watch the football?
YES ---> Go to question 11 NO ---> Go to question 13
13. Are you happy to rub baby lotion into your man's chest three times a day?
YES ---> Go to question 19 NO ---> Go to question 20
14. Can mummy join you on your dates?
YES ---> Go to question 19 NO ---> Go to question 20
15. You and your boy are at the movies when a car crashed on screen. He becomes tearful because there might be dolphins inside. Do you get up and leave?
YES ---> Go to question 16 NO ---> Lee! You've bagged a beauty. Blue's alien obsessed lover boy will sing sweetly to you, but you better watch his wandering eye. He'll take you on nice dates to the zoo, but its time to start worrying when he asks you to meet his mothership.
16. Do you believe that we're all aliens?
YES ---> Lee. You've bagged a beauty. Blue's alien obsessed lover boy will sing sweetly to you, but you better watch his wandering eye. He'll take you on nice dates to the zoo, but its time to start worrying when he asks you to meet his mothership. NO ---> Go to question 17
17. Your Blue boy has to take his sacred, duck down pillow everywhere he goes. That's freaky, right?
YES ---> Si. You like your boys smooth, so Si's your man. But be sure to borrow a pair of goalie gloves from one of his famous footballing pals, otherwise this oiled-up love god is liable to slip out of your grasp, leaving a greasy stain on the carpet. NO ---> Duncan. Mummy's little soldier is one of pops hottest men. You can cope with his pillow and his compulsions, but can you face his mum when she finds someone else rubbing Ralgex into her boy's back?
18. Can you handle a man who has to check the gas is off five times before he leaves his house?
YES ---> Duncan. Mummy's little soldier is one of pops hottest men. You can cope with his pillow and his compulsions, but can you face his mum when she finds someone else rubbing Ralgex into her boy's back? NO ---> Lee. You've bagged a beauty. Blue's alien obsessed lover boy will sing sweetly to you, but you better watch his wandering eye. He'll take you on nice dates to the zoo, but its time to start worrying when he asks you to meet his mothership.
19. Do you consider a plate of rice, chicken and peas from Yum-Yums on Londons Harrow Road romantic?
YES ---> Si. You like your boys smooth, so Si's your man. But be sure to borrow a pair of goalie gloves from one of his famous footballing pals, otherwise this oiled-up love god is liable to slip out of your grasp, leaving a greasy stain on the carpet NO ---> Go to question 18
20. Do you like them hairy?
YES ---> Ant. As the most sensitive member, Ant's the one for you. You'll go to the best restaurants - even if he is texting other girls. But do you really want to be plucking chest hairs from your teeth after every snog? NO ---> Go to question 19 |