You're four of the most lusted after lads in the UK. What’s the longest you've gone without copping off?
Lee:3 months. I could never go any longer than that
Ant:6 months, from around last May to December. It was frustrating.You're on the road 24/7 and you wanna burst! It was soon after the band started out
Dunc:I went through a celibacy stage of about 4 months. It was so difficult to handle.
Simon:For me, it was 7 months! My dry period was when I moved back to Manchester. I’d had a long-term girlfriend and was getting over her. I just couldn’t be arsed looking – I needed to chill.
But the first time I had sex after that, it was like eating a cracker when you’re starving! And it was the best cracker I’ve ever tasted!
Lee:I don’t think about sex that much when I’m in a relationship. But when you’re not in a relationship, you think about it all the time! It’s like, ‘When am I going to find a nice girl?'
Do the girls you meet expect you to be unfaithful just because you’re famous?
Dunc:Yeah. They say “Oh, you sleep with everybody you meet’coz you’re famous. I don’t want to be one of your extras’. But that’s B***ocks! We don’t sleep around
Lee:I’ll try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it’s hard. I think people expect you to behave like that, but we’re tired half the time.
The last thing I want to do is have sex for two or three hours.
When did a girl last compliment you on your lurve technique?
Dunc: I get compliments all the time!
Simon: The other day. And I can’t tell you who! I was quite relieved…
Ant: Yeah, me too- it felt good! I took this girl I met back to the hotel where we were staying. She was a great kisser.
Simon: yeah! We all pulled that night- it was wicked!
Lee: I get good reports! I’m not massively big (points to pants region) but I make up for it in other ways. Duncan’s got a massive one.
Dunc: it’s not about the size, man, it’s what you do with it.
Lee:I know, I used to think that. It’s like when you learn to drive- you can go straight ahead or you can learn to do fancy handbrake turn.
How many times have you, erm, ‘gone for it’ in one night?
Ant:3,with about an hour between each time. The first time you have sex it send a message to your brain saying, ’sleep!’ so you fall asleep, and the girls going, ‘come on, what about me?
Simon:I think it was about 4- maybe five. One time, I did it from 11 at night until seven the next morning. I was sore the next day.
Dunc:I’ve don’t it 3 times in one night, but I couldn’t go on for any longer than that.
Lee:If I’m in a relationship I’ll spend longer making my partner happy. I’m not really bothered about pleasing a girl if I’m not in a serious relationship with her.
Ant:I used to be really selfish, but now I like to satisfy a girl. At first I used to be really quick!
What’s been your most memorable lurve experience?
Lee:I had one where the girl was a bit smelly, and I was thinking ‘what do I do?!’ so I got off with her really quickly and scarpered
Dunc:when I lost my virginity, the condom split. It happened in the car park behind my local swimming pool. I was drunk, and when I felt the condom split I really spun out. I stopped what we were doing and the next day took her to the family planning clinic to get the morning-after pill. You have to be sensible and take all the precautions you can.
You travel loads-have you ever been to a lapdancing club?
Dunc: Yeah. We went to one on Australia. It was a right laugh!
Lee:This blonde girl walked over and I said ‘hello’. She took some money off us and started dancing.
Dunc: we were like. ‘Cheers,Lee!’ He likes blondes, but the rest of us are into dark-haired women.
Lee:I just laughed like mad!
Ant:There were loads of women at the club, so it wasn’t sleazy.
Simon:Yeah, in places like Thailand it’s just normal thing
Have any of you ever been seduced by an older woman?
Ant: Yeah, I was 17 and she was 27. It was wicked, like getting it on with your teacher. She was fit, too!I knew her through a friend and she didn’t know I was 17.
Dunc: I was nearly 19 and I was working as a red coat at Butlins. I met this 32-year-old woman, and she approached me on the dance floor one night and asked to come back to my chalet. She came back and totally seduced me. I was thinking ‘why are you interested in me?’ I let it happen ‘cos I was intrigued about what it would be like with an older woman.
Simon: I’ve been out with loads of older women. The oldest was 33, when I was 19. She knew exactly what she was doing! I’d only lost my virginity a year before that!
Dunc: I even snogged my best mates ex-girlfriend’s mum in a club! She was about 40.
Lee: I was seduced by a 35-year-old woman. It was Wicked- she taught me a lot.
Have you ever got naked after you’ve had one too many bevvies?
Dunc: Yes! Once, when we were abroad, we all went for a drink then ended up naked in the hotel swimming pool. We got told to get out by the management. So we legged it round the hotel naked!
Weren’t you bothered about being seen starkers?
Lee: Me and Duncan always end up naked when we’re drunk! We couldn’t care less.
Dunc: if someone dares us to skinny dip we’re up for it.
Lee: Simon and Antony are more reserved.
Is that true?
Ant: Yeah! Lee’s the one most likely to accept a dare on tour.
Simon: Once, we were away playing a concert and this guy ate 12 oyster in three minutes. Lee said, ‘ I can do that in a minute!’ and he did it. We lost £20 on that one. Lee likes a challenge!
That’s revolting! Please tell us you’re making that up…
Lee: it’s true- I was thinking about that the other day, actually. I should have stuck my fingers down my throat and puked over everyone. Luckily, I love oysters. | 
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